Like everybody, I was/am a fan of America's Funniest Videos.
Throughout the years, I have learned some tips to help me survive life.
Here they are...
Do not stand near a Christmas tree. It will fall over on you.
Do not jump on a trampoline. You will fall off.
Do not film yourself riding a bike. That's asking for it.
Always keep on eye on your kids. They will fall and/or ruin everything.
A diving board will always break.
All animals at the zoo will spit or throw stuff at you.
You are not supposed to put a slide into a kiddie pool.
You shouldn't pick up any woman... unless you plan on dropping them.
Don't try to jump over anything.
Teach your kids how to play baseball. You will get hit in the groin by something.
Pinatas = busted nose.
